-I’m the richest man on earth.-He loved the way that sounded.
-I’m the richest man on earth.-He repeated, louder this time. He tried to avoid the laugh but he couldn’t.
It was about 9 p.m. and he was going home from work. When he left the office he was in a very good mood, so he decided to go by walk instead of taking the bus as usually.
The best word to describe the way he looked was “looser”. He knew it and he didn’t mind. He enjoyed looking like a useless, harmless man. That gave him more freedom and rest, people rarely talked to him. Maybe if he had looked “better” he wouldn’t be the richest man on earth right now, because he truly was so.
You wouldn’t think so, watching him walking by, humpbacked, under that worn-out coat. He wanted to shout it loud. He wanted to tell everyone how easy it had been.
He worked in the World Exchange Agency, as a system analyst. He was responsible of the software the whole Agency worked on, and that meant, all the world exchanged money went through his algorisms.
Sure he wasn’t the only designer of it. Such a huge amount of line codes needed the work on a hundred programmers, but he was the only one that had read, and reread every line of it.
One day while reading one of the conversion algorisms he realized there was a leak of money. When converting a devaluated coin to a high priced one, the last ciphers of it where lost. When converting 1.000.001 of Tokuriztain coins to dollars, that lonely Tokuriztain coin got lost. There weren’t enough zeros on the dollars accounts to convert it, so, the value of 1.000.001 it’s the same of 1.000.000.
When he first realized of that fact he was shocked. There was money that vanished. It was money that disappeared so it had no owner. He realized he could get that money. As it was lost anyway, it couldn’t be called “stealing”. Could it?
He though about it for two whole weeks and finally decided to do it. There was no risk, he told himself, the worst that could happen is me getting fired, and that wouldn’t be so bad.
He started working on a script to add to the main program. It was supposed to analyze the possible lost of money in every coin conversion, and to move that “extra” money to another account. Once there was enough money to make an exact conversion, it was trespassed to a fiscal paradise.
He asked permission to the boss of the project to add a routine modification. He granted it without looking at him. He launched the program and left. He was sick the rest of the day, with terrible stomach ache, and decided to go home earlier. At 6 p.m. he was at bed, desperately trying to sleep.
When he woke up, he run to his computer and loaded his account on the paradise.
He knew he was taking very very few money in every transaction, so few that the Agency program equaled it to zero. That was the secret. But he also knew the lot of conversions the Agency managed, so he expected a nice quantity of money.
He sat silently, staring at his balance. 4.3 billion dollars. In one day. 4.3 billion. One day. Finally he talked.
-Sweet Jesus.
He kept going to work, as he had nothing better to do, but he was happier now. Every day he won more money that most of the world countries, but he didn’t expend it. The most expensive think he has bought until now was a new TV, and he wasn’t sure it was a good decision. He rarely watched it.
The day he decided to go by walk was a cold day. The street was desert but he didn’t realize it. He was on his own world, where he lived most of the time with his money.
-I am the…-he started to say again, but suddenly a shadow appeared from behind pushed him to the wall.
-You are dead if you make any noise. - A rough low voice said.
He looked at the face of his attacker, he was a junkie clearly. The dark rings under his grey eyes, the pale face and the dry mouth told so.
-Give me all the money you have.-The junkie said. And there, for a second, he stayed silent. Then he roared with laughter. He though about his money, the incredible amount of money he had. That poor bastard could have no idea of who was he stealing to, the richest man on earth!
And he laughed even harder. Everything went blurred as he laughed. Until his stomach started to ache and he felt to the floor. A moment later he finally opened the eyes, trying to control his breath and stop the laugh. The junkie was gone, and he also saw his pain didn’t came from the laugher, his belly was bleeding.
As he rested in the floor trying to stop the haemorrhage he realized he was going to die there. There was no one around, and he couldn’t move. And then, he didn’t knew why, he though of his money. That incredible amount of money that was somewhere in the middle of the ocean, waiting for him.
But he would never touch it.
It no longer made him happy. But it didn’t make him sadder either. There were things he regretted more than not having wasted the money.